Today was the first of several things! It was the first day of school for The Jewels! Yes, the twins are now old enough to start school! It was a bittersweet morning. They’re growing up so fast! That also means I’m growing old too! (Sob!) They didn’t cry and of course Ruby proceeded to turn the class upside down! Please, don’t say she takes after her godmama! Today was also the first August Meeting Show of the year! We talked New Year Resolutions and every caller got a carton of Knorr just for calling! Our way of saying “Happy New Year!” Some of the resolutions (or goals as some called them) were funny. Here are some of the new year resolutions I got on the show: 1) Be more prudent in my spending (by spending less on women and their Brazilian weaves!) 2) Focus more on God; be more spiritual 3) Stick to my main boyfriend and dump the assistant boyfriend 4) Stop being a womanizer! 5) Settle down with my girlfriend and make her my wife 6) Make more money 7) Dress better to look better 8) Lose weight 9) Be more submissive to my husband Trust me, it [...]
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